Singing in the bathtub 


Singing in the bathtub 
sitting all alone 
Tearing out a tonsil 
Just like a baritone

Never take a shower 
It's an awful pain 
Singing in the shower's 
like singing in the rain.

Oh, there's dirt to be abolished 
But don't forget one thing 
While your body's washed and polished 
Sing brother sing!

You can yodel opera 
Even while you scrub 
Everyone is happy 
While singing in the tub. 

(I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air.)

2 verses instrumental

A ring around the bathtub 
Isn't so nice to see 
But a ring around the bathtub 
Is a rainbow to me

Reaching for a towel 
Ready for a rub 
Everyone is happy 
While singing in the tub